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Oct 04, 2009, 07:13 PM // 19:13
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Sep 2009
Profession: W/
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i wouldnt have gone there if it was right next to my house
is there possible someone who thinks the skillbar contest winners deserve their prizes ? |
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Oct 05, 2009, 08:57 AM // 08:57
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#3202 |
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are we there yet?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a land far far away
Guild: guild? I am supposed to have a guild?
Profession: Rt/
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yeah the people who picked them out of the hat of entries.
If it rains for 40 days and nights will we need an ark to get around?
__________________
 where is the 'all you can eat' cookie bar? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 01:22 AM // 01:22
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#3203 |
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2008
Guild: Raiders of the Lost Char [RAID]
Profession: W/
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no, we have motorboats now.......................
why does god always wear sandals? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 02:24 AM // 02:24
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#3204 |
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The Great Up North!
Guild: Pm me ingame if you want to know
Profession: P/W
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because everything else is made in sweatshops and those are bad.
Why is Evony advertised by the same RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO everytime? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 08:40 AM // 08:40
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#3205 |
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are we there yet?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a land far far away
Guild: guild? I am supposed to have a guild?
Profession: Rt/
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because redenginegored is good.
have you visited your dentist recently?
__________________
where is the 'all you can eat' cookie bar? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 11:28 AM // 11:28
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#3206 |
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: USA
Guild: DMI
Profession: N/
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Yes - my wallet needed to lose some weight.
Um...who's driving? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 02:48 PM // 14:48
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#3207 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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Morgan Freeman
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 02:54 PM // 14:54
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#3208 |
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: USA
Guild: DMI
Profession: N/
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Diversity.
If I gave you a hand, would you call the police? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 04:29 PM // 16:29
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#3209 |
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Sep 2009
Profession: W/
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no i would call some crazy hand collector if you gave me yours
why are there jokes about things that cross a road ? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 04:34 PM // 16:34
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#3210 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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because we all eventually have to get to the other side.
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 05:35 PM // 17:35
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#3211 |
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: USA
Guild: DMI
Profession: N/
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When you buy a gift for someone it's anything but free.
Is Willy really free? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 07:18 PM // 19:18
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#3212 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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If being dead is free I guess he is.
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 10:18 PM // 22:18
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#3213 |
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Sep 2009
Profession: W/
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because you touch yourself at night
is everyone masturbating as much as i am ? |
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Oct 06, 2009, 10:46 PM // 22:46
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#3214 |
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: IGN: Blades Of Decree
Guild: Stick Figure Formation [웃웃웃웃]
Profession: Mo/Me
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I don't believe that's physically possible.
Did anyone else hear that? |
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Oct 07, 2009, 05:31 PM // 17:31
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#3215 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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No.
What was it? |
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Oct 15, 2009, 01:00 PM // 13:00
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#3216 |
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2008
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It was a pervert.
Why are there so many of them? |
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Oct 15, 2009, 01:27 PM // 13:27
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#3217 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Guild: Guardians of the Cosmos
Profession: R/Mo
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A bad gene pool.
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? |
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Oct 15, 2009, 01:55 PM // 13:55
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#3218 |
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2008
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So that you can hear yourself thinking.
Why do i feel fresh after 9 hours of sleep and feel like i didn't sleep at all after 12 hours of sleep? |
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Oct 16, 2009, 05:07 PM // 17:07
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#3219 |
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Ohio
Guild: I Will Never Join Your Guild (NTY)
Profession: R/
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Because you OD'd on sleep
Why do Apples have thin skins in a cold climate and Oranges have thick skins in a hot climate? |
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Oct 16, 2009, 06:56 PM // 18:56
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#3220 |
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: USA
Guild: DMI
Profession: N/
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Because Mother Nature is a sadist.
What's eating you lately? |
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